Up to this moment, I have believed that the balloons sold by Levon are made of tartoon. I assumed that tartoon was some type of rubber-like product, and I thought it cool that either Bernie Taupin or Elton John was cool enough to know from what material balloons are made. Imagine how disappointed I feel to now know that Levon has been selling the not half-as-cool, cartoon balloons. I mean which would you rather have - a cartoon balloon or a tartoon balloon?

I've mistaken plenty of song lyrics over time, but this is only the second time that I have liked my version so much better. The other was a song sung by Wilson Pickett - "You're Lookin' Good". Seems that after he sings, "You're lookin' good" a couple of times, he follows the line with, "just like I knew thatcha would." Good enough, but I heard better. Up until a few years ago, I thought the woman was lookin' good "just like a new batcha wood. Alright!" I could see these freshly cut, pine two-by-fours stacked all nicely and found the simile to be perfect. And she'd be smellin' good, too. What the heck?

Yes, this was initially to be about LeBron James. I was thinking that now that he has delivered a championship to Cleveland, he might be on the move again (there's cold in them Cleveland hills!). In doing such, he might require that I deliver some Elephant Trunk Moving Supplies to his door. He could use plenty of my moving containers, wrap, dollies, and wardrobes. That's at least as realistic as a tartoon balloon.