Box Size Rationale

So yesterday it was landfills, and today is it box size.  No doubt I'm leading up to some seductive discussion like "Nutrient Intake and the Ringworm".   But I think it's somewhat important  to impart my rationale for box size, and it's basically this:  I don't want people busting the fire out of their knuckles when passing our boxes through their doors.  Our regular size boxes satisfy this desire.  You can walk straight through a standard issue door frame in your standard bliss whilst holding these .  With the large containers, you can hand truck them through easily enough, but so as not to rub knuckles on wood, you'll have to put thought into positioning them when carrying them through some portals.  There ya go.  Here's hoping that wasn't too painful to read.  Now I need to go find a rocker.